"OMG! There's a ninja!" "Where? I don -- *gurgle*crumple*"

Ninjas have many laudable characteristics. Some of our favorites: they're deceptive, deadly, and mercenary. Add in some of their less-marketable qualities (highly-skilled, clever, patient), and what you come up with is Death By Delivery that you'll never even see coming.

We think we effectively captured the stealthiness of the typical ninja on this black, 100% cotton shirt which declares there's a ninja on the back of your shirt. Good luck finding it before you bleed out from that shuriken wound in your abdomen. You should probably get that looked at.

Tiny Copter Attack!

We just can't seem to get enough of tiny R/C helicopters. They're taking the ThinkGeek office by storm... swarming and amusing the office dogs. Buzzing delightfully as we procrastinate on our TPS reports. Even the robotic monkeys are impressed at the tiny size and amazing technology. These mini copters can take off from your hand and circle your desk as your co-workers gape in amazement. Full control allows you to hover and turn left or right as your copter moves slowly forward. Two different channels let you to fly with a friend. But practice-up on your aviation skills if you hope to challenge the expert pilots at ThinkGeek.

Important Note

Wi-Fi Signal Status for You and the World!

Here at ThinkGeek we're pretty lazy when it comes to technology. We expect our gadgets to do all the busywork while we focus on the high level important tasks like reading blogs. That's why we hate to have to crack open our laptops just to see if there is any wi-fi internet access about... and keychain wi-fi detectors, we would have to actually remove them from our pockets to look at them. But now thanks to the ingenious ThinkGeek robot monkeys you can display the current wi-fi signal strength to yourself and everyone around you with this stylish Wi-Fi Detector Shirt. The glowing bars on the front of the shirt dynamically change as the surrounding wi-fi signal strength fluctuates. Finally you can get the attention you deserve as others bow to you as their reverential wi-fi god, while geeky chicks swoon at your presence. You can thank us later.

Do these potential Ninja Warriors demonstrate the physical skills, zazz and showmanship necessary to reign supreme on Mt. Midoriyama? Watch each of the videos below; and then rank them on a one to five scale based on strength, balance, speed and zazz.

Based upon vote totals, six finalists will be flown to Los Angeles to compete in a series of challenges on AOTS (March 3-7) that will test their “Ninja Warrior” skills and abilities. Two will be chosen to be flown to Japan to compete in a taping of Ninja Warrior, and their amazing journey will be featured in a Ninja Fest special airing this May on G4, leading up to the premiere of all-new "Ninja Warrior" episodes.

These potential ninja warriors clearly have skills that you don’t. It should go without saying, but please don’t do anything you see in these videos at home.